Flounce.
Move in an exaggeratedly impatient or angry manner.
“How was your weekend, Marty?”
“Not so great.”
Why, what gives?”
“Well, took the kiddos to the aquarium, and you know kids, flouncing around from tank to tank, trying to touch every goddamn scaly creature they see. The Moray eel petting zoo was a breeze, and the Great White shark exhibit gave us no trouble at all, even though little Timmy fell in. But all hell broke loose when the kids crossed paths with a harem of barking seals.”
“Why, what happened?”
“Now they believe in evolution!”
"Flouncing" around good one! And creative vignette as always. It's hard to dig up a new word that one thinks that you would be able to use it in normal, or relatively, conversation. I think you pick a good one this week Kyle.